What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?
Ask that to most kids and they’ll say something like brussel sprouts or lima beans. Or maybe they’ll remember some pancakes that daddy made when he added baking powder instead of baking soda (true story). If you aren’t already privy to that well-kept secret, there’s a big difference in the two.
Nevertheless, most people in the civilized world haven’t had to eat things considered truly revolting by the rest of society. We haven’t resorted to eating opossums, snakes, or crows. At best, we’ve had the privilege of eating wild game delicacies such as wild turkey, venison, and salmon.
Harvesting Food
In the days to come, however, we may not have the luxury of being so picky with what we harvest. Our family’s health and well-being, if not our very lives, may depend on stomaching wild edibles and animals that we now consider beneath us.
Could you eat earthworms? What about ants and grasshoppers? These can be dried and added to a stew so that they are not nearly as noticeable. We get the protein and nutrients that they afford us without having to really taste it as much.
But what about other things, such as opossums, groundhogs, and rats? What can we do to help make those a bit more palatable?
Extending Your Food Supplies
Wild game is often associated with a gamey or oily taste to which most of us aren’t accustomed. If we are starving, we may be able to force it down, but short of that, we’d shy away from the meats if we have an alternative.
But that’s not making good use of our resources. Even if you have a year’s worth of food stashed away in the nooks and crannies of your retreat, that may not be enough. How long will you have to survive? How long must your food last? We may not know that going into the TEOTWAWKI event.
Incorporating what you can harvest from nature’s bounty when it’s abundant will help you to extend your stored supplies that much longer. Making a dandelion and chickweed salad will help keep you healthy while extending your food rations.
Each rabbit or squirrel that you snare will extend your food supplies for another day or two. So how can you make those undesirable things more appetizing to you and your family when there is more palatable food in the coffers?
Stockpiling Barbecue Sauce
Enter Barbecue Sauce, the culinary way to mask the taste of a meat.
Barbecue sauce, aka BBQ sauce, is a strong tangy flavor that can be absolutely delicious. There are a bunch of different varieties of barbecue. Kansas City is renowned for its barbecue. So is North Carolina, Memphis Tennessee, and Texas. All are a little different, but all have a strong flavor that can be used to hide a meat’s flavor.
Laura began stocking up on barbecue sauce a few years ago when I brought home an older deer that I’d harvested. It was 5 or 6 years old and had a strong gamey flavor that she didn’t really like. (Younger deer don’t have the wild gamey taste). So she sought ways to hide the flavor.
Barbecue sauce worked well. (We also made sausage out of some of the venison. The strong flavor of sage and some other spices masked the taste somewhat.)
Adding a deep supply of barbecue sauce and other strongly flavored sauces to your coffers will greatly expand your eating options. When you’re facing a rather unappealing meat, season it with something you like and enjoy. It may not be the best meal you’ve ever had, but it’ll be better than without the sauce.
Thank goodness for barbecue sauce! Also consider adding ketchup, ranch dressing, honey mustard, salsa, and taco seasoning.
Have you eaten something unusual? Got a recipe that you’d like to share? Leave a comment and tell us about it.
September 4, 2012 at 9:26 am
Here in the south, you can make a meal out of a “soft shell turtle”. You can catch them in ditches using a string, large treble hook, and a chunk of cheap meat for bait. I’ve eaten it a few times in my life (deep fried turtle nuggets), but it isn’t my favorite—rather rubbery!
September 4, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Yes, I think that Bizzaire Foods could do a whole season in one or two states – turtles, froglegs, etc.
November 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm
frog legs are a delicacy! and easy to catch. I had the pleasure of having roast guinea pig in Peru a few years back. Rodent is to chicken as venison is to beef
November 21, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Hahahaha, Zac. I like the analogy.
September 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm
I agree with your post… BBQ sauce, Hot Sauce, Wing Sauce. BBQ sauce is probably the best, and if you can learn to make a vinegar based BBQ sauce you may not even have to refrigerate it, as it would be shelf stable… Just a thought.
September 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Great point, Jack! Learning to make your own barbecue sauce is even better than stockpiling it.
By the way, I really enjoy your site.
Joe
September 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Thans Joe, I like yours as well… 🙂 Check these out: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/vinegar-based-bbq-sauce/ So simple it is crazy…
September 10, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Deer Heart, sliced and fried in butter. Delicious and lovely 😉
September 12, 2012 at 8:08 am
Very good, Alex. Some of the internal organs are highly nutritious and should not be overlooked, particularly in a survival situation.
Thanks for the reminder!
Joe
September 12, 2012 at 6:30 am
Goat’s eye ball was worse than the monkey spaghetti I ate in Ecuador. I’m from South Eastern Ohio and was fortunate enough to be spending my childhood around a lot of people who made it through the depression in rural Appalachia. I have eaten opossum, raccoon, groundhog and a lot of squirrels. I can say that it’s all in how its cooked. If you look around on the internet the recipes are out there. SLOW COOKER makes a big difference in opossum, raccoon, groundhog without it my grandfather would say you’re eating witt leather. Good luck.
September 12, 2012 at 6:38 am
Great call on the slow cooker. I have to believe a pressure cooker would also help… Great things to keep in mind…
September 12, 2012 at 8:09 am
Goat eyeballs…well that’s a new one for me. I hear that eyeballs are a delicacy in some parts of the world, but I must admit that I’ve never had the opportunity to try them.
Joe
March 15, 2014 at 10:37 am
If you know how to cook well, an aggressive spice rub of spices or herbs can also mask the flavor of meats.